Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts

Friday, December 20, 2013

Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris


This is why people say when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

The Hamlet quotation is a nice touch.  Here is the text:



Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.