Friday, December 20, 2013

Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris

This is why people say when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

The Hamlet quotation is a nice touch.  Here is the text:

Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.

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